The World World Census
The Most Advanced Public Education in the World
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The Utterly apathetic Millenials of Unix Eunichs | Father Knows Best State | “What the FCUK?” | |
| 32. |  The Free Federation of The Europa Empire | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Europa 4 Ever!” | |
| 33. |  The Fishy Goodness of Blue Marlin | Civil Rights Lovefest | “My bill is pointy.” | |
| 34. |  The Kingdom of The Ice Bears | Democratic Socialists | “Created November 14, 2004” | |
| 35. |  The United States of Lady-Liberty | Anarchy | “...yearning to breathe free.” | |
| 36. |  The Senior Media Correspondent of Stephen Colbert | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Jon?” | |
| 37. |  The Solar Wind of Astroteuthis | Iron Fist Consumerists | “My very educated mother just served us nine pizzas.” | |
| 38. |  The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Makedonska | New York Times Democracy | “Macedonia for the Macedonians” | |
| 39. |  The Magic Trick of EenieMeenieChiliBeanie | Iron Fist Socialists | “The spirits are about to speak!” | |
| 40. |  The Jagermeister of Der-Kommissar | Democratic Socialists | “Don't turn around!” |
