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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Absolution

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Absolution is ranked 4,498^th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Biker Gangs of Gaspacia	Anarchy	“United in independence.”
2.	The United States of Nomaris	Moralistic Democracy	“Only in Nomaris 💀”
3.	The Republic of Unikon	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Honor, loyalty, valor!”
4.	The Rogue Nation of Useless Utilities	Corporate Police State	“If only!”
5.	The Founding Nation of Assorro	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Semper Paratus Pro Patria”
6.	The Property of Looters Anonymous	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Ours if it ain't nailed down, or if we can pry it loose”
7.	The Sultanate of The Shadow	New York Times Democracy	“Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?”
8.	The Republic of Arming Republics	Compulsory Consumerist State	“COME AND TAKE IT!”
9.	The World of Autumn Miller	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Just Dance”
10.	The Commonwealth of DMZ	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Of the people, for the people”

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