by Max Barry

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Balder World Census

The Most Primitive in Balder

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Balder is ranked 19,200th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Yellow Generalit of Nadir DystopiaIron Fist Consumerists“Gloom Over Dominated”
2.The Kingdom of FranconIron Fist Consumerists“Montjoie Saint Denis!”
3.The Glorious Islamic Caliphates of Mushir Khayr ad-Din BarbarossaPsychotic Dictatorship“*guttural noises*”
4.The Kingdom of RavenveinIron Fist Consumerists“Ex Pertinacia Victoria”
5.The Confederacy of SacredlandIron Fist Consumerists“In hoc signo vinces”
6.The Large Campfire of We badCorrupt Dictatorship“Your Waifu is Trash”
7.The Holy Empire of Devoted SnailsPsychotic Dictatorship“Everybody's mortal but me”
8.The Morally Demoralized People of Mandatory ConscriptionPsychotic Dictatorship“Keep your fingers clear of the breech!”
9.The Forest Kingdom of VellornaLeft-Leaning College State“Be good to nature and she will reward you plentifully.”
10.The Corporation of Bigoted LibertariansIron Fist Consumerists“It's only looting if it doesn't help ME!”
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