The Nicest Citizens in Bloopsjooj
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Girl and her Cat of Westinor | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “I love you till the stars die out” | |
| 2. |  The Commonwealth of The Jamdoin | Left-wing Utopia | “Come On and Slam and Welcome to The Jamdoin” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of New Demer | Left-wing Utopia | “BREAK THE CHAINS!” | |
| 4. |  The Queendom of Staezatka | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Kaffe er alt” | |
| 5. |  The King Sopo of Bloopo | Civil Rights Lovefest | “+choose bloop | jooj” | |
| 6. |  The Most Serene Republic of Seepy | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “ I Wake Up, I Say Ohh Ahh Still So Eepy Sleepy” | |
| 7. |  The Colony of Sopo | Left-Leaning College State | “In Sloth All Things Are Possible” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of Everything That Is Holy | Conservative Democracy | “The Rising Sun from the burning ashes!” | |
| 9. |  The Seva of The Vampire Lands | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Always and Forever” | |
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of Bialyia | Corrupt Dictatorship | “I Will Consider It.” |
