The Most Avoided in California
Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The City of Berkeley | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 2. |  The State of El Rita | New York Times Democracy | “From Many, to the One” | |
| 3. |  The County of Tuolumne | Right-wing Utopia | “Cluster of stone wigwams.” | |
| 4. |  The Dude Abides of I 5 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Oh, the usual... mmm, bowl, uh... drive around, uh...” | |
| 5. |  The County of Tulare | Right-wing Utopia | “Garden of the Sun” | |
| 6. |  The County of Modoc | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Where the West still lives” | |
| 7. |  The City of Modesto | New York Times Democracy | “Water Wealth Contentment Health” | |
| 8. |  The County of Calaveras | Free-Market Paradise | “Skulls” | |
| 9. |  The City of Fontana | New York Times Democracy | “City of Action” | |
| 10. |  The County of Colusa | Tyranny by Majority | “The Great Bear.” |
