The Safest in Capitalist Paradise
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 21,451st in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | World | Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Realm of Scorpions Army | 372nd | 198.3 | ||
| 2. |  The Free Secular Federation of Nation of Quebec | 589th | 184.68 | ||
| 3. |  The Federative Republic of Dharmanagara | 2,869th | 140.7 | ||
| 4. |  The War-Torn Refugee Camps of Charranese Borderlands | 3,081st | 139.37 | ||
| 5. |  The Grand Duchy of Acario | 4,792nd | 131.82 | ||
| 6. |  The Principality of Hamonistan | 5,186th | 130.63 | ||
| 7. |  The CID WA Puppet of UNDelegate | 6,679th | 126.85 | ||
| 8. |  The Grand Old Republic of Senexia | 7,001st | 126.22 | ||
| 9. |  The Libertarian Republic of Freedombourg | 7,430th | 125.39 | ||
| 10. |  The Democratic States of Viperreich | 8,341st | 123.71 | ||
