by Max Barry

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The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in Christmas

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

As a region, Christmas is ranked 10,277th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Evil Empire of Santa Is SatanCompulsory Consumerist State“Worship Me This Christmas!”
2.The Santa States of Ho Ho HoInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Ho Ho Ho!”
3.The Cacophony of Yuletide Carols Being Sung by a ChoirIron Fist Consumerists“Merry Christmas to you”
4.The Cosy Warmth of Folks Dressed Up Like EskimosIron Fist Consumerists“Merry Christmas to you”
5.The Democratic States of KrampustownCompulsory Consumerist State“Punish the naughty children!”
6.The Republic of ClaushavnAnarchy“Unity, Discipline, Work”
7.The Holy Blue Republic of Saint NicholasIron Fist Consumerists“NationStates”
8.The Dpublic of DsheigaPsychotic Dictatorship“✪✪✪✪✪”
9.The Armed Republic of North Pightobb DrumCapitalist Paradise“Peace and Justice”
10.The United Kingdom of MalineriaCapitalist Paradise“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
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