The Fattest Citizens in Conch Kingdom
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Conch Kingdom is ranked 23,995th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Monarcho-Socialist Nation of The Hasrne | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Free Africa from Europe!” | |
| 12. |  The Dictatorship of Socialist Republic of Vietnam Federation | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Independence-Freedom-Happiness” | |
| 13. |  The Dominion of Cos Ar Bolg | Corporate Police State | “Good Luck!” | |
| 14. |  The Holy Imperial Monarchy of Tuscaria | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Vivat rex noster” | |
| 15. |  The Republic of Rodebay | Anarchy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 16. |  The Kingdom of North Algeria | Corporate Police State | “Order, Discipline, Work” | |
| 17. |  The Empire of Conch Kingdom Publishing Office | Libertarian Police State | “Welcome to Conch Kingdom!” | |
| 18. |  The Republic of Goerga | Right-wing Utopia | “Fortnute favors the brave” | |
| 19. |  The United States of Josh 2 | Anarchy | “Josh” | |
| 20. |  The Republic of Latin Mediterranean States | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Deus, Patria, Libertas” |
