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The Most Primitive in Democratia

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Armed Republic of Peace through Superior Firepower	Iron Fist Consumerists	“By The People For The People”
2.	The Crazy feet of Sweet Georgia Brown	Moralistic Democracy	“Crazy feet that dance so neat has”
3.	The Holy Empire of Reformed Southern Lippere Camel	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Strength Through Freedom”
4.	The Democratian refounder of Fire Eaters	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Liberation”
5.	The Ranging Herd of Elk	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“This could not be better than the old ways of my people”
6.	The Free Land of Bears Disarmed	Anarchy	“May all peoples live in Peace”
7.	The Dominion of Bear World Founder	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Bears are good, Bears are great”
8.	The Community of Bears in Brannack	Corporate Bordello	“And is there Honey, still, for tea?”