The Safest in England
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, England is ranked 12,402nd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Oozmas | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “It's just a scratch.” | |
| 2. |  The Arcane Republic of High Earth | Corporate Bordello | “We will survive, at all costs” | |
| 3. |  The English Sleeper of Ostro 1 | Authoritarian Democracy | “In Peace, Vigilance In War, Victory In Death, Sacrifice” | |
| 4. |  The United Kingdom of MI5 | Conservative Democracy | “Standard Practice of Denial” | |
| 5. |  The Frogsian colony of Australia place | Democratic Socialists | “For King and country!” | |
| 6. |  The Colony of Nieveraans | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Strength through Unity” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of SR71 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “From Many, One” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of BigRed108 | Democratic Socialists | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 9. |  The Duchy of Isle of Westland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Fear nought but God” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Gonna be putting on this headset again I | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gonna be putting on this headset again I” |
