The Most Primitive in Greater Middle East
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Greater Middle East is ranked 16,215th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Military Junta of Hakhar | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Through our Leader, Hakhar will Rise” | |
| 2. |  The Community of Sahurian Opposition | Free-Market Paradise | “By the people and for the people” | |
| 3. |  The Emirate of Mamlakat Al-Kuwait | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “الله، القرآن الكريم، الكويت” | |
| 4. |  The United Kingdom of Great Britain Interior | New York Times Democracy | “God save the King!” | |
| 5. |  The Emirate of The United Arab-Emirates | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “الله الوطن الرئيس | God, Nation, President” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Ahayid | Capitalizt | “Light of Hope, Unity of the People, Strength of Will” | |
| 7. |  The Emirate of Transpalestine | Moralistic Democracy | “Land of the two peoples” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Republic of Namgyong | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Gangseong Daeguk” | |
| 9. |  The Theocracy of Iranian Islamic Republic | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “استقلال، آزادی، جمهوری اسلامی” | |
| 10. |  The Federal Republic of Vikslandia | Democratic Socialists | “Vahva, Vapaa ja Valpas” |
