The Rudest Citizens in Hell
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker | Father Knows Best State | “I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.” | |
| 2. |  The Pub of Cynical Alcoholics | Capitalizt | “So it goes.” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of Impending Damnation | Anarchy | “Freedom from authority; freedom from accountability” | |
| 4. |  The Delusion of Monarch Gardens | Corporate Bordello | “.” | |
| 5. |  The Ⓐⓤⓣⓞⓝⓞⓜⓞⓤⓢ Ⓐⓖⓡⓐⓡⓘⓐⓝ Ⓒⓞⓜⓜⓤⓝⓔⓢ of Baldwin Park | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The people are the heroes now!” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of Yerrrr | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Behave Or Else Yeet Sir Daddy Is Always Watching” | |
| 7. |  The 𝔊𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡 ℑ𝔪𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔲𝔪 of Altmoras | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Safety, Security, Unity.” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of Bunnycapistan | Anarchy | “Gubbermint bad, no step on snek” | |
| 9. |  The Diabolical Imperium of Gehenna Primus | Corporate Police State | “In Avarice, Success; In Wrath, Might; In Pride, Power” | |
| 10. |  The Rogue Nation of The Seven Halos of Hell | Corporate Bordello | “Engulfed in Sin, Free of Tyranny” |
