The Highest Economic Output in Hell
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
As a region, Hell is ranked 663rd in the world for Highest Economic Output.
|1.||The Slow Loud Breathers of Donkervader||Iron Fist Consumerists||“All your planets are belong to us!”|
|2.||The Evil Mad Scientists of Freddland||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Hmmm...That wasn't supposed to happen.”|
|3.||The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker||Father Knows Best State||“I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.”|
|4.||The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P||Libertarian Police State||“Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.”|
|5.||The Anti-Harry Potter Prison of Eta Carinae||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Anyone caught with Harry Potter will be EXECUTED!”|
|6.||The Free Land of Impending Damnation||Anarchy||“Freedom from authority; freedom from accountability”|
|7.||The World of Sathan||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Hail Satan”|
|8.||The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of Evil Personz||Corporate Police State||“I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly...”|
|9.||The 𝔊𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡 ℑ𝔪𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔲𝔪 of Altmoras||New York Times Democracy||“Safety, Security, Unity.”|
|10.||The Cold Heart of Neon Frost||Civil Rights Lovefest||“All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.”|