The Highest Economic Output in Hell
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
As a region, Hell is ranked 4,390th in the world for Highest Economic Output.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Slow Loud Breathers of Donkervader | Psychotic Dictatorship | “All your planets are belong to us!” | |
| 2. |  The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker | Father Knows Best State | “I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.” | |
| 3. |  The Anti-Harry Potter Prison of Eta Carinae | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Anyone caught with Harry Potter will be EXECUTED!” | |
| 4. |  The Pub of Cynical Alcoholics | Capitalizt | “So it goes.” | |
| 5. | The Free Land of Impending Damnation | Anarchy | “Freedom from authority; freedom from accountability” | |
| 6. |  The World of Sathan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Hail Satan” | |
| 7. |  The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of Evil Personz | Corporate Police State | “I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly...” | |
| 8. |  The 𝔊𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡 ℑ𝔪𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔲𝔪 of Altmoras | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Safety, Security, Unity.” | |
| 9. |  The Terrifying Abyssal Presence of Premedite | Iron Fist Consumerists | “♫♫♫♫♫♫” | |
| 10. |  The Cold Heart of Neon Frost | Civil Rights Lovefest | “All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.” |
