The Most Primitive in Lazarus
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Lazarus is ranked 23,428th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Puritan Village of The Sacred Heart of the Christ | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Maim them, O God! Let them fall by their own counsels” | |
| 2. |  The Theocracy of The Lords Love and Grace | Psychotic Dictatorship | “You will bow your head to the Lord” | |
| 3. |  The Potato Papacy of Crushita | Psychotic Dictatorship | “POTATO REVOLUTION COMPLETE!” | |
| 4. |  The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Mmph mmph!” | |
| 5. |  The Seven Kingdoms of Realm of Westeros | Father Knows Best State | “Fire and Blood” | |
| 6. |  The Jingoistic States of Furious Butts | Corporate Police State | “This Is A Terrible Place To Live” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of Pyrophylite | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Look - a squirrel!” | |
| 8. |  The Lukewarm fart of Chaosbois | Psychotic Dictatorship | “If im creepin, you aint sleepin” | |
| 9. | The Empire of Horrenth | Psychotic Dictatorship | “No” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Ravenvein | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Virtus et Gloria” |
