The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Middle Earth
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Numeracy | Father Knows Best State | “Conquest Through Vigilance” | |
| 2. |  The LOTR Nation of Tatarica | Civil Rights Lovefest | “From Gondolin we came” | |
| 3. |  The Nameless Land of Mordor | Corporate Police State | “One ring to rule them all.” | |
| 4. |  The Humble Dwelling of Bombadil | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Ring has no power over him” | |
| 5. |  The Federation of Free Lands of Freeuli | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Dome un Taj” | |
| 6. |  The Elven Realm of March of Maedhros | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We call the everlasting dark upon us, if we fail” | |
| 7. |  The Comrades of JoeBurbia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Brave men are a citys best tower of defense.” | |
| 8. |  The Loving Couple of -4rt Fan | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Lumity” | |
| 9. |  The Empire of Imperial Natonn | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Libertate în Dumnezeu sau moarte” | |
| 10. |  The Ancestral Homelands of Emyn Arnen | Right-wing Utopia | “Fairest country in all the westlands.” |
