The Most Rebellious Youth in Middle Earth
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Middle Earth is ranked 17,590th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Mountain Song of Dwarf | Corporate Bordello | “Listen for the Alpenhorn” | |
| 2. |  The Federation of Free Lands of Freeuli | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Dome un Taj” | |
| 3. |  The King Under the Mountain of Neo Dragon | New York Times Democracy | “Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons.” | |
| 4. |  The Humble Dwelling of Bombadil | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Ring has no power over him” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Evael | Democratic Socialists | “uaúlumë pícala” | |
| 6. |  The Infinite Dominion of The Dread Overlord | Compulsory Consumerist State | “What Would Sauron Do?” | |
| 7. |  The LOTR Nation of Tatarica | Civil Rights Lovefest | “From Gondolin we came” | |
| 8. |  The Holy Green Kingdom of Kiirnodel | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Subtle and Quick to Anger” | |
| 9. |  The Humanist Geniocracy of Ryfin | Left-wing Utopia | “Noble, Fair, and Free” | |
| 10. |  The Queendom of Faithful Numenor | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Glory to the Valar!” |
