The Safest in Nordic Lands
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Nordic Lands is ranked 8,992nd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Fenno-Ugrian Front of Finntown | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “For the sake of Fenno-Ugrians!” | |
| 2. |  The Großartigkeit of SdKfz 186 | Father Knows Best State | “Wir Spielen, Wir Kämpfen, Wir Setzen Alles auf Sieg” | |
| 3. |  The Norse Warrior Nation of Nordic Heathens | Corporate Police State | “Tru - I - Odinn” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Empire of Constaniana | Democratic Socialists | “Christ is Lord and King.” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Rolven | New York Times Democracy | “Enige og tro til Dovre faller.” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Asterdel | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Blühe, vaterland!” | |
| 7. |  The Synergic Resourcist Land of Whallhall | Left-Leaning College State | “High Abundance, Material Equality, and Freedom for All!” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Northern Dosletofe | Left-wing Utopia | “Alltërgether ëts bešer / Population of 6.12 million” | |
| 9. |  The Democratic Imperium of Sanguine Sons | Democratic Socialists | “My heart swells with pride, to fight alongside you” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Kanishk | Democratic Socialists | “Truth Always Triumphs” |
