The Most Patriotic in North America
World Census data collectors measured the fervor with which citizens believed their own nation was the greatest of all.
As a region, North America is ranked 6,938th in the world for Most Patriotic.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Absoraki | Moralistic Democracy | “God favors the Strong” | |
| 2. |  The People's Republic of The State of Lincoln | Psychotic Dictatorship | “If at first you don’t succeed...” | |
| 3. |  The United States of US ofA | Compulsory Consumerist State | “In God We Trust” | |
| 4. |  The Democratic States of Moniopolon | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 5. | The Union of American Capitalist States | Corporate Bordello | “In God We Trust” | |
| 6. |  The Federal State of Central Nation | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Forever We Stand for Freedom” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Tysons | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We Will Endure” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Martinia | Capitalizt | “Life liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness” | |
| 9. |  The Islamic Republic of Al Amarja | Democratic Socialists | “Purveyors of Discount Barbarism Since 2002” | |
| 10. |  The Federal Republic of Deep Southern States | Moralistic Democracy | “For America we stand, for Jesus we kneel.” |
