The Highest Crime Rates in Philippines
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Eternal Gift of Well of Life | Father Knows Best State | “Come drink and rejoice!” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of The Sleeping Duck 2 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Check Factbook!” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of The Cybertruck | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Urgent Fury | New York Times Democracy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 5. |  The Dominion of Qeqertat | Democratic Socialists | “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Hakaroa | Capitalist Paradise | “The great store house of Rakaihautu” | |
| 7. |  The Asian Empire of Yrathy | Democratic Socialists | “Hold your horses!” |
