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The Fattest Citizens in Port Moresby

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Pukaskwam	Anarchy	“Trading one for another”
2.	The State of Shelby Griswold	Anarchy	“More Before We Go”
3.	The State of South East	Anarchy	“Getting there”
4.	The State of Brookfield Cross	Corporate Bordello	“Home”
5.	The District of Byza	Corporate Bordello	“Community”
6.	The State of Moresby City	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Getting by”
7.	The State of Attache	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Governance”
8.	The State of R-A-E	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“in memory of”