by Max Barry

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The Most Scientifically Advanced in Santa Cruz

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Santa Cruz is ranked 1,332nd in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Beach Community of The Santa Cruz Beach BoardwalkNew York Times Democracy“100 Years Of Memories”
2.The Facilities of The Santa Cruz WharfInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Gateway To The Bay”
3.The Utopia of Main BeachLiberal Democratic Socialists“Life's A Beach”
4.The Utopia of Santa Cruz BeachLiberal Democratic Socialists“Life's A Beach”
5.The Utopia of Cowell BeachDemocratic Socialists“Life's A Beach”
6.The Republic of The Elastic WaistbandTyranny by Majority“I can finally touch my toes!”