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The Safest in Sonindia

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
11.	The Republic of Jubilee 17	Authoritarian Democracy	“Might Makes Right”
12.	The United Socialist States of Moustaschistan	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Unity, Discipline, Work”
13.	The Kingdom of Piclua	Iron Fist Consumerists	“We Will Endure”
14.	The Democratic United Islands of Pellon Wesaurps	Democratic Socialists	“Forwards, Upwards, Onwards We Conquer Together!”
15.	The Protectorate of Triceta	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Gun, big gun, bigger gun”
16.	The Oppressed Peoples of Oughacia	Authoritarian Democracy	“Are you hoping for a miracle?”
17.	The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CXXXIX	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Fireplace cloak”
18.	The Ancient Commonwealth of Kesi Xina Minzu	Father Knows Best State	“Freedom is our battle cry!”
19.	The Loving Couple of -Too-ManyOptions-	Father Knows Best State	“Lumity”
20.	The United Socialist States of Vanxo Unixo	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Mission Accomplished”

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