The Safest in SOS Brigade
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, SOS Brigade is ranked 28,225th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Let's Do This of Jacinda Ardern | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Anmari Sowa Sowa Shinai de!” | |
| 2. |  The POW Camp of Stalag-13 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “There has never been a successful escape from Stalag-13” | |
| 3. |  The How Cute of Kaguya Shinoumiya | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Kaichou, O Kawaii Koto” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Republic of Peanutlands | New York Times Democracy | “In Peanuts We Trust” | |
| 5. |  The Tinned Spaghetti Pizza of Bill English | Right-wing Utopia | “Fear my tinned spaghetti and Pineapple Pizza!” | |
| 6. |  The Daddy Daddy Do of Miyuki Shirougane | Moralistic Democracy | “O Kawaii Yatsu me” | |
| 7. |  The United States of Bill J Clinton | Father Knows Best State | “Time to put you out of your misery, Bobby boy. Yee Haw!” | |
| 8. |  The Co-Dictatorship of Parkist Korea | Moralistic Democracy | “It's nowhere to be found” | |
| 9. |  The If you Please of Sir Joseph Porter | Father Knows Best State | “The Ruler of the Queen's Navy” | |
| 10. |  The Misfortune of Kyon kun | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Kyon Kun Denwa” |
