The Most Armed in Texas
World Census experts took their lives into their hands in order to ascertain the average number of deadly weapons per citizen.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?” | |
| 2. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan | Capitalist Paradise | “Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010” | |
| 4. |  The Pirate League of Mocanaqua | Left-Leaning College State | “No Prey, No Pay” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Guastan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “God is Gua” | |
| 6. |  The Texas Rangers of Lonesome Dove | Capitalist Paradise | “I ain't guaranteed Tomorrow. You ain't either.” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Lichian | Left-Leaning College State | “Onward to the new dawn” | |
| 8. |  The Natural Order of Itzoma | Moralistic Democracy | “You talkin to the wrong mf'ers if propriety is involved” | |
| 9. |  The Borderlands of Outer Texia | Anarchy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 10. |  The Theocracy of Darth Bunny | Psychotic Dictatorship | “If you don't know your rights, you don't have any!” |
