by Max Barry

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The Most Scientifically Advanced in The Backyard of Randvere

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, The Backyard of Randvere is ranked 2,481st in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Randveres fifth ICBM base of Area QX-83Father Knows Best State“You mess with The I.P.E. of Randvere you mess with us!”
2.The Imperialistic Pirate Empire of RandvereFather Knows Best State“All hail the great god of wisdom, our emperor!”
3.The Randveres first ICBM base of Tagahoovi tuumapolygonFather Knows Best State“Conquer, redesign and enjoy!”
4.The Randveres second colony of The Angry Volcano GodFather Knows Best State“Allah (The All-Powerful Volcano God) akbar!”
5.The Randveres fourth ICBM base of Area QX-81Father Knows Best State“You mess with The I.P.E. of Randvere you mess with us!”
6.The Randveres second ICBM base of Area QX-79Father Knows Best State“You mess with The I.P.E. of Randvere you mess with us!”
7.The Randveres fourth colony of Smiley paradiseInoffensive Centrist Democracy“All hail the emperor of Randvere!”
8.The Randveres third ICBM base of Area QX-80Father Knows Best State“You mess with The I.P.E. of Randvere you mess with us!”
9.The Randveres first colony of Most Evilest EmpireFather Knows Best State“Money, Power, Personal gain!”
10.The Republic of Estonia3Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hail whoever's the current prime minister!”
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