The World World Census
The Fattest Citizens in the World
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “How will you act?” | |
3. | The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise | “Community” | |
4. | The Lions Empire of Macedonian Lions | Capitalist Paradise | “!@#$%^&*()” | |
5. | The Referendum of 7 November | Democratic Socialists | “Macedonian Empire” | |
6. | The United States of MAKE MONEY FAST | Free-Market Paradise | “MAKE MONEY FAST!” | |
7. | The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
8. | The Angst of Naota | Tyranny by Majority | “I don't play baseball.” | |
9. | The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael | Corporate Bordello | “בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה” | |
10. | The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gloom Over Dominated” |