The Smartest Citizens in The East Pacific
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, The East Pacific is ranked 6,890th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United States of Greater Somalia | Left-wing Utopia | “For my clan” | |
| 2. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Ludewa | Democratic Socialists | “Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.” | |
| 3. |  The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare | Democratic Socialists | “Bush sucks!” | |
| 4. |  The Unified Tracts of Elejamie | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Inimicum quamvis humilem metuendem est” | |
| 5. |  The Federation of Republic of Berzerkistan | Left-Leaning College State | “Justice , Freedom, Happy” | |
| 6. |  The Imperial Commonwealth of The Empire of Rijelv | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Vigilance and pride” | |
| 7. |  The Noocracy of Roliganistan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “治小国，若烹大鲜” | |
| 8. |  The Socialist Republic of The Almighty Country | Democratic Socialists | “God is Dead” | |
| 9. |  The Democratic Republic of Cameronia Excellentia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Be excellent to one another.” | |
| 10. |  The Collectivist Oligarchy of Cacnesia | Corrupt Dictatorship | “An endless present in which the Party is always right.” |
