The Fattest Citizens in The Free Nations Region
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Free Nations Region is ranked 11,744th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Commonwealth of Achievement Hunters | Democratic Socialists | “Thou in faith will keep us safe whilst we find the path” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of New Vivia And | Corporate Police State | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 3. |  The United States of George W Bush | Corporate Police State | “You Will Pay For 9/11” | |
| 4. |  The Democratic States of Middle South Hill | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Empire of Sconnapolica | Corporate Police State | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 6. |  The Free State of Greater New-Hampshire | Anarchy | “Live Free or Die” | |
| 7. |  The Maritime Republic of Greater Attonesia | Corporate Bordello | “We Will Endure” | |
| 8. |  The Mossad of The Nazi Hunter | Corporate Police State | “No Matter Where You Hide We Will Find You” | |
| 9. |  The Theocracy of Konros | Psychotic Dictatorship | “No time to apologise” | |
| 10. |  The Dark Realm of Ozzy Osbourne | New York Times Democracy | “Iron, Man” |
