The Fattest Citizens in The League of Nations
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia | Corporate Police State | “لا إله إلا الله، محمد رسول الل” | |
| 2. |  The Nordic Commonwealth of Northern Europe | Civil Rights Lovefest | “In Unity” | |
| 3. |  The United Kingdom of The Low Countries | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Ik zal handhaven” | |
| 4. |  The State of Republic of Macedonia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Слобода или смрт” | |
| 5. |  The Königreich of Great Prussia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Gott mit uns” | |
| 6. |  The State of The Republic of the Congo | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Unité, Travail, Progrčs” | |
| 7. |  The State of The Central African Republic | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Unité, Dignité, Travail” | |
| 8. |  The Federation of Argentine Republic | Civil Rights Lovefest | “En unión y libertad” | |
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of Central African Federation | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Magni Esse Mereamur” | |
| 10. |  The Mandate of Schwartzenburg | Anarchy | “Unity in Diversity” |
