The Nudest in The Moon
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Commercial Success of Dawson Is The Moon | Iron Fist Consumerists | “DAWSON IS THE MOON” | |
2. | The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan | Anarchy | “Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining” | |
3. | The Oasis of Moonlight Shadow | Anarchy | “Bear arms and arm Bears!” | |
4. | The Sea of Tranquility | Left-Leaning College State | “Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed.” | |
5. | The 🌸 Pinktastic 🐾 Coffee ☕ Loving 💕 Grand 🧀 Dutchy 🌷 Queendom 👑 of Crazy girl | Mother Knows Best State | “☕ Please bring more coffee ☕” | |
6. | The Colony of Feynland Luna | Anarchy | “One small step for Feynland, one giant leap for mankind” | |
7. | The Fenced Compound of Giant Moon Laser | New York Times Democracy | “Always Vigilant” | |
8. | The Space Soviet Republic of The Lunar Commune | Left-wing Utopia | “Communism IN SPACE!” | |
9. | The Republic of -Cocogoat- | Father Knows Best State | “Milk....” | |
10. | The Borderlands of Thorn29 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Contact Thorn1000 with any concerns :)” |