The Nicest Citizens in The Potato Alliance
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Non Sequitur | Left-wing Utopia | “Sola Dei Gloria” | |
| 2. |  The Radiated Fortress Republic of British Free | Democratic Socialists | “Naatsiiaavugut, aamma ajugaaniarpugut!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Captain Potato | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I can do this all day.” | |
| 4. |  The Spud of PotatoSanity | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “SPUD CANNON” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Wisching for Potatoes | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Potatoes....” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Wisching for Potatoes 1 | Left-Leaning College State | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Wisching for Potatoes 2 | Anarchy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Wisching for Potatoes 3 | Libertarian Police State | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Wisching for Potatoes 4 | Capitalist Paradise | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Wisching for Potatoes 5 | Capitalizt | “Strength Through Compliance” |
