The Safest in The ProcrastiNations
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The ProcrastiNations is ranked 27,762nd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of Victims | Moralistic Democracy | “HELP ME!!!!!!!!” | |
| 2. |  The Jingoistic States of Guanolandia | New York Times Democracy | “If it looks, smells & tastes like guano, it's guano!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of JPop | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Each day is a verse in the song of life!” | |
| 4. |  The Community of Wa Dha Pha Kiu Doo Ing | Authoritarian Democracy | “Wai doo dee shap entomi da mit” | |
| 5. |  The Most Serene Republic of Rent-a-Nation | Iron Fist Consumerists | “This space for rent!” | |
| 6. |  The Nomadic Peoples of The Phaecal Wastes | Iron Fist Consumerists | “If you want it bad enough, you'll get it no matter what” | |
| 7. |  The Incorporated States of Corporatehiveestan | Democratic Socialists | “All work, all the time” | |
| 8. |  The Free Pink Land of Barurot | Father Knows Best State | “We strive to die in orgasmic bliss...” | |
| 9. |  The Holy Blue Empire of Tokwa | Father Knows Best State | “Anak ng tokwa naman o.” | |
| 10. |  The Black Peoples United Kingdom of Eisendoria | Democratic Socialists | “Eisendoria is everything.” |
