The Largest Governments in The ProcrastiNations
World Census agents lined up at public agencies around the world in order to study the extent of government in nations, taking into consideration economic output, social and cultural significance, and raw size.
As a region, The ProcrastiNations is ranked 2,820th in the world for Largest Governments.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Black Peoples United Kingdom of Eisendoria | Democratic Socialists | “Eisendoria is everything.” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Green Hotspots of Kabayong Malibog | Anarchy | “Playtime should be all the time.” | |
| 3. |  The Jingoistic States of Guanolandia | New York Times Democracy | “If it looks, smells & tastes like guano, it's guano!” | |
| 4. |  The Most Serene Republic of Rent-a-Nation | Iron Fist Consumerists | “This space for rent!” | |
| 5. |  The Free Pink Land of Barurot | Father Knows Best State | “We strive to die in orgasmic bliss...” | |
| 6. |  The Federal Republic of Victims | Moralistic Democracy | “HELP ME!!!!!!!!” | |
| 7. |  The Community of Wa Dha Pha Kiu Doo Ing | Authoritarian Democracy | “Wai doo dee shap entomi da mit” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of JPop | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Each day is a verse in the song of life!” | |
| 9. |  The Incorporated States of Corporatehiveestan | Democratic Socialists | “All work, all the time” | |
| 10. |  The Holy Blue Empire of Tokwa | Father Knows Best State | “Anak ng tokwa naman o.” |
