The Longest Average Lifespans in the South Pacific
Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 7,348th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Kiasu-ism | Democratic Socialists | “Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!” | |
| 2. |  The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies | Democratic Socialists | “Vote monkey, get monkey” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of West green Israel | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “For greener future” | |
| 4. |  The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie | Democratic Socialists | “yovaş fovaş oʐ vǐēj pretid uş uvaş musuf Fiyavis” | |
| 5. |  The Valkyrian Republic of Qvait | Left-wing Utopia | “Peace, Freedom, and Democracy” | |
| 6. |  The Dracocracy of Theorin | Democratic Socialists | “We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite.” | |
| 7. |  The Incorporated Entity of Harmonious Paperclips | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Insufficient experience to get experience” | |
| 8. |  The United Socialist States of Emailistan | Left-Leaning College State | “Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All” | |
| 9. |  The Empire of Badger Wind | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Release the crazed robot badger with laser eyes!” | |
| 10. |  The Grand Republic of Havenwelle | Father Knows Best State | “Honor and Glory to the Grand Republic!” |
