The South PacificBoard

Alice Parker wrote:

Finesse wins over force every time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucX9hVCQT_U

Yes. It does. I'll be discreetly taking property then selling it for profit.

Auphelia wrote:

Exactly!

Oh, how I love breaking them, watching as everything they've ever known about themselves crumbles away into misery and despair.

Honestly, what do you even do for fun?

Fun? I believe my 2nd got that in the settlement.

Drystar wrote:

Fun? I believe my 2nd got that in the settlement.

No, she got your charm and roguish good looks. Wasn't it the third who got that? Or was it the tenth?

I do get confused.

I know the thirteenth was the one who got your intelligence. That was Moscow, wasn't it?

Si-topia wrote:

I can cover my eyes, that's good enough :p
*smooches your tummy*
I gotta go back now, see you in a bit!

Wuu~ *blushes and smooches back*
See you later, sugar plum~

Drystar wrote:

Lucky 13, I don’t know why you keep bringing up Moscow at lunch. Do you know how rare a redhead is there?

Not terribly. Natural ones, yes, but the local prost - erm . . . ladies with particular talents - have wigs and hair dyes in all sorts of colours.

Besides, somehow you got married while we were waiting for twenty minutes for our connecting flight to Helsinki!

Auphelia wrote:

Not terribly. Natural ones, yes, but the local prost - erm . . . ladies with particular talents - have wigs and hair dyes in all sorts of colours.

Besides, somehow you got married while we were waiting for twenty minutes for our connecting flight to Helsinki!

I had to do something while I waited for you and the pilot and copilot tried to drain the entire bar of it’s vodka supply. I had no idea how hard it is to find a quickie Elvis to marry us there.

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This link works, you will see yours truly and Robin!

Auphelia wrote:

Well I was just there to help, really. Besides, we managed to crash land within walking distance of our destination, so no harm done, really, except those people in the back of the cabin who exploded a bit towards the end there.

Ah, but who's counting them, eh?

It helped you were pretty limp from those 16 shots, and I had a lap full of chickens to soften our landing. I’m still not sure where those people managed to find 3 chickens in the middle of that busy airport to give to me as my wedding present. Oh well, they made a good dinner. And you know the old saying, any landing you can walk away from (or in your case, tentacle away from) is a good landing.

Auphelia wrote:

Euch.

Keep it out of the RMB, you two.

*huggles*
You know you love us :3

Commonwealth Of Astoria wrote:

Hugs

*hugs*
How's it going?

The Solar System Scope wrote:

Wuu~ *blushes and smooches back*
See you later, sugar plum~

*boop*
Hey ^-^

Auphelia wrote:

*grimaces*

Hardly.

Now, dear, do fetch me a jar of powdered yew bark and a tin of beeswax. There's magic to be done and not nearly enough time or competence around here to do it properly.

Sorry, I don't have time. Gotta go now!
*flies back to work*

Auphelia wrote:

Well, except for those people who ended up unable to ever walk again.

. . .

Eh, but at least no one in first class was harmed, so that's really all that matters.

Hah, if you could call that first class. They served domestic champagne... in plastic flutes...

Si-topia wrote:

*huggles*
You know you love us :3

Really? Auphelia is capable of love?