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Industries Demand Attention
After protest after protest of employees yearning for the government to increase the budget on industry, you have gathered your advisers in a press conference to sort things out.

"Look, the most obvious choice here is to fund our fishing programs." Says @@SHE@@, as she passes a paper with a pie chart sketched in it. "Our fish is abundant, we must do something and capitalize. Fund more fishing programs, make fishing classes mandatory! And as the old saying goes "Give a poor man a fi- oh shut up!"

"Children are learning how to fish before how to ride a bike."

"Books are the future, my leader." yells @@SHE@@, your adviser in Education, who always gets into unrelated conversations. "I've seen so many kids ditching these books for their phones, so we should change that. We should hire world-class writers, fund more libraries and everyone will be happy, especially our youth."

"@@COUNTRY@@'s top libraries have reached even the most rural and inhospitable places."

"Nobody cares about useless paper and fish! You should have funded our arms manufacturers instead!" says @@NAME@@, Minister of Defense. "Military is always in the back of the head of everyone, but it is responsible for their safety! Fund more of our  weapons manufacturers and @@COUNTRY@@ will be the safest in the world, I bet ya!"

"@@DEMONYNPLURAL@@  tend to brag about how much missiles their military have. "

We shouldn't look to missiles of mass destruction, they're way too costly!" says woodcutter and mining specialist @@HE@@. "What you should look to fund is our woodchipping and mining programs!" He pulls out a picture of a hill filled with trees. "Look at this, there are too many trees already. Why don't you capitalize? And mining can really do wonders in worldwide trade, so hmmm?"

"Deforestation have become a common sight in @@COUNTRY@@ and mined gems litter the caves."

"Why are you still listening to these lads! @@COUNTRY@@'s industries is as good as it is!" Shouts @@NAME@@, an old man wearing a suit and a top hat. "Why instead of fulfilling these madlads request, you spend your budget on something else. Like, I don't know, IMPORTANT STUFF!" He sighs.

"Exported goods from @@COUNTRY@@ that are bought are extremely rare."