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Pax Nerdvana wrote:

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Thanks for the gift. Got a bit of a tang to it, pun intended. You need any spare parts or anything? Have to repay you somehow

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The controller of planet x wrote:

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Spare parts? Good question. We will need at ask Prime Minister The united radds about that. They manage our increasingly over-complicated tech and weapons arsenal.

Now that you mention it, you folks wouldn’t happen to have any state of the art custodial equipment?

I’m the space janitor over at The Planet X, and this old busted up mop sure ain’t doing the trick — especially not for the amount of drool I have to mop up from our accountant, Devilish orcs…