The Colony of Agostinho is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.744 billion Agostinhoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Agostinhoan economy, worth 120 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 43,805 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 282,331 per year while the poor average 2,746, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Agostinho's national animal is the bovino, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Agostinho is ranked 155,261^st in the world and 8^th in Angola for Largest Populations, with 2.74 billion capita.