The Allied States of The Kingdom of the Ice Bears is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alexander the with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.316 billion Kingdom of the Ice Bearsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snowgrove. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.5%.

The powerhouse Kingdom of the Ice Bearsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,130 trillion Polar Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,916 Polar Crowns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 288,370 per year while the poor average 18,447, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

A firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation, email killed the radio star, and the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kingdom of the Ice Bears's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Religio.

The Kingdom of the Ice Bears is ranked 35,355^th in the world and 14^th in Arctic for Most Beautiful Environments, with 782.87 pounds of wildlife per square mile.