The Irenic Empire of Laurennia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Most Serene Empress Zælia I with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.762 billion Laurennians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laurenbourg. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Laurennian economy, worth a remarkable 2,490 trillion Laurins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 180,987 Laurins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, the aims of top-secret Laurennian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman, and Laurennians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laurennia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Laureism.

Laurennia is ranked 2,824^th in the world and 1^st in New Western Atlantic for Nicest Citizens, with 62.61 average smiles per day.