The Million MAGA of The Legation Provinces is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Michael Thurlow with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.463 billion MAGA are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient MAGA economy, worth a remarkable 1,127 trillion MAGAS a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,251 MAGAS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The new classical revitalization of Washington DC is expected to be completed sometime in the next century, the teaching of evolution has been banned, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, and atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Legation Provinces's national animal is the African and its national religion is Dark MAGA.

The Legation Provinces is ranked 23,888^th in the world and 10^th in Azure Watester Federation for Most Patriotic, with 43.43 flags saluted per person per day.