Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: The Galactics Union
Population | 4.379 billion |
Capital | New Thunder City |
Leader | Emperor Michael II |
Faith | Faith of the Golden Mile |
Currency | Classifications Credit |
Animal | Wolf |
The Imperial Federation of Improper Classifications is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Michael II with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.379 billion Classifiers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Thunder City. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Classified economy, worth a remarkable 1,334 trillion Classifications Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 304,653 Classifications Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Improper Classifications, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, and the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Improper Classifications's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of the Golden Mile.
Improper Classifications is ranked 65,532nd in the world and 9th in The Galactics Union for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,635.27 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Improper Classifications rejected a request from Keep of Darkness XL for an embassy with New Thunder City.
- : Improper Classifications agreed to construct embassies between Improper garrison si and Hurricanean Union of Regions.
- : Improper Classifications relocated from Improper Classifications to The Galactics Union.
- : The Eye Emm Pee See of IMPC appointed Improper Classifications as Direct All Inquiries To with authority over Successor, Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Improper Classifications.
- : Improper Classifications relocated from Bastion of the Classifiers to Improper Classifications.
- : The Holder of the Bastion of Holder of the Bastion appointed Improper Classifications as admin with authority over Successor, Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Bastion of the Classifiers.
- : Improper Classifications relocated from The Centerium to Bastion of the Classifiers.
- : The Wish You Were Here of IMPC Embassy Database appointed Improper Classifications as Overseer with authority over Successor, Appearance, Border Control, Communications, and Polls in The Centerium.
- : Improper Classifications relocated from New Thunder City to The Centerium.
- : The Office of The Mayor of New Thunder City increased Improper Classifications's succession priority in New Thunder City.