Category: Authoritarian Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Handshaker
Location: Institute of Cellulose
Population | 8.023 billion |
Capital | Lagos |
Leader | Empress Charlotte |
Faith | Church of Nigeria |
Currency | Nigerian dollar |
Animal | West African Lion |
The Nigerian Empire of New Ryansville is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Charlotte with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.023 billion New Ryansvilleans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lagos. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient New Ryansvillean economy, worth a remarkable 2,823 trillion Nigerian dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 351,970 Nigerian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Overweight people receive reparations checks from fast-food chains, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, nobody expected the fruit inquisition, and theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Ryansville's national animal is the West African Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Nigeria.
New Ryansville is ranked 194,672nd in the world and 90th in Institute of Cellulose for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Ryansville lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in New Ryansville, theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage.
- : Following new legislation in New Ryansville, nobody expected the fruit inquisition.
- : Following new legislation in New Ryansville, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.
- : Following new legislation in New Ryansville, overweight people receive reparations checks from fast-food chains.
- : New Ryansville lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : New Ryansville lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : New Ryansville was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : New Ryansville lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in New Ryansville, it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » MLGDogeland, The Hellcatian Empire, The Souless Damned, Kingdom Of Englands, Republic of Callaxium, North American Imperial State, and Coradortodos.