The Queen's State of Columbian is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 27.582 billion Columbianians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.1%.

The very strong Columbianian economy, worth 928 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 33,656 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is moderate. Columbian's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Columbian is ranked 200,969^th in the world and 6^th in Cape Town for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring zero on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.