The Evil lair of Dowager the Royal Scientist is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dr Doe Dowager with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.062 billion Mad Scientists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of THE DUNGEON. The average income tax rate is 65.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Dogetopian economy, worth 620 trillion Human Rights Violations a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 51,447 Human Rights Violations, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tax department is having withdrawal symptoms, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and the public transport system has been eliminated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dowager the Royal Scientist's national animal is the Leviathan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Science.

Dowager the Royal Scientist is ranked 73,883^rd in the world and 35^th in The Interdimensional Community for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 104.64 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.