The Imperial State of Castelia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Adalbert Impera Corvinius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 14.799 billion Castelians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Castelia City. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Castelian economy, worth a remarkable 5,732 trillion mordons a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 387,332 mordons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, Adalbert Impera Corvinius tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime is totally unknown. Castelia's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The High Church of Castelia.

Castelia is ranked 5,704^th in the world and 4^th in Azure Watester Federation for Most Patriotic, with 75.61 flags saluted per person per day.