Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Dominator
Location: The Cretanja Queendom
Population | 14.578 billion |
Capital | Rome |
Leader | Lucius Domitius Aurelianus |
Faith | Sol Invictus |
Currency | Denarius |
Animal | Eagle |
The Autocracy of Fijian Islands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lucius Domitius Aurelianus with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.578 billion Fijians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 17.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Fijian Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,073 trillion Denarii a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 210,822 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Nations across the world are quick to praise Lucius Domitius Aurelianus's good looks and intellectual prowess, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and men are expected to stay home to fix funny noises in the attic. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fijian Islands's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sol Invictus.
Fijian Islands is ranked 234,242nd in the world and 3rd in The Cretanja Queendom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.77 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Fijian Islands, men are expected to stay home to fix funny noises in the attic.
- : Fijian Islands was reclassified from "Libertarian Police State" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Fijian Islands, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
- : Fijian Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Fijian Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Fijian Islands, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Fijian Islands, nations across the world are quick to praise Lucius Domitius Aurelianus's good looks and intellectual prowess.
- : Fijian Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Fijian Islands, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Fijian Islands flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
- : Following new legislation in Fijian Islands, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.