The Empire of Europe and Asia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Augustus IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 26.104 billion Eurasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Julium. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian economy, worth a remarkable 5,558 trillion Pesetas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 212,938 Pesetas, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Europe and Asia, and human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europe and Asia's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Mos Maiorum.

Europe and Asia is ranked 13,975^th in the world and 2^nd in Esamir for Safest, scoring 117.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.