The Tsardom of Drussia is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ivan IV with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 998 million Drussians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vroscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.2%.

The powerhouse Drussian economy, worth 87.1 trillion Drusian Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,274 Drusian Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

It takes a village to catch a criminal, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", and weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drussia's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Drussia is ranked 140,051^st in the world and 1,077^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 64.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.