Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Europe
Population | 3.62 billion |
Capital | Lviv |
Leader | bruh |
Faith | Traditional Christianity |
Currency | euro |
Animal | borb |
The Constitutional Republic of Galicia-Podolia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by bruh with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.62 billion Galicians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lviv. The average income tax rate is 53.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Galician-Podolian economy, worth 431 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,146 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Aides are afraid to ask if Bruh wants a cup of tea or coffee, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, and the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galicia-Podolia's national animal is the borb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Traditional Christianity.
Galicia-Podolia is ranked 18,170th in the world and 341st in Europe for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,262.13 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Galicia-Podolia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 10% for Most Developed, Highest Poor Incomes, Highest Food Quality, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Galicia-Podolia, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
- : Galicia-Podolia changed its national motto to "bruh".
- : Galicia-Podolia changed its national motto to "b̷̢̟̼͚͚̣͇͕̣̪̝̓̔ͅr̸̺̯̫͑̌͐̈̐̄̑̎̌͘ư̵̫͉͚͚̭͔͉͂̀̂̋̇̇̌͂̑h̶̎̈̑".
- : Galicia-Podolia changed its national motto to "b̶̧̨̛̪̞̠͙̩̣͕̭̪̒͂̍͂͑͒̇̈́̄̍͆̒̎̋̌͂̌̒͗̓́̅͒̒͋͂̽̒̆͒̒̎̐͋̓̚̕̚͘͝͝".
- : Following new legislation in Galicia-Podolia, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Galicia-Podolia, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
- : Following new legislation in Galicia-Podolia, aides are afraid to ask if Bruh wants a cup of tea or coffee.
- : Galicia-Podolia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Galicia-Podolia, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever.